Welcome To My Bog

Welcome to my blog the first and not the only,  I hope you enjoy this as much as i do for its a chance to vent my spleen about life the universe and all the shit that inhabits it.  I would like to mention the budget to start with its not bad enough that we can no longer own guns knives or drink in the street (not that i would want to do any of these things as I am not a pikey or chav or redneck hillbilly related to everydody in the same home town) just an added note my knuckles do not scrap the floor as I walk I am not after a nethaderal, but what bugs me everytime there is a budget cigerettes always go up in price how the fuck am i supposed to catch cancer if I cant afford it.

 Lastweekend I went to a pub i havent been to in five years (a friend got stabbed there tells you all you need to know really, london life eh) we walked throught the door, we were there five minutes only to see what looked like a moutain gurellia punch a stick insect in the nose loads of claret everywhere real hororr show, smash went the glass.  Mountain gurella had obvisouly heared the expression you cant keep a good man down so then proceeded to try serveral kicks to the stomach all because he had been called a wanker.  If youre reading this pal youre a wanker.

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